let it ice
“It’s very unusal for Michael not to show up for work. My guess, he’s either deeply depressed or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them. And staring up at them. And I always say, ‘Michael, take two steps back and stare at the icicle from the side.’ And he’s like, ‘No, I like the way they look from standing directly underneath them.’ It was only a matter of time.” –Dwight K. Schrute
(Brian Cassella / Chicago Tribune)
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